why boys can’t twerk

(Source: bwiyomi, via deezcookiesbutnotreally)

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darthheretic:

LMFAOOO
  • Straight haired person: Just comb it!
  • Curly haired person:

starkiest:

startrekrenegades:

What’s better than a waterslide? A tiny waterslide for ducklings! [x]

OH MY GOD

(via winghead-shellhead)

operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via winghead-shellhead)

sixpenceee:

sixpenceee:

Cabinet of Monstrosities by Hajime Emoto. They are supposed to represent the 7 deadly sins. 

These were all made from paper and bamboo. Here is his website, although it’s in Japanese. (Website)

I forgot the best one